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eimyz
Posts : 12 Join date : 2009-07-19 Age : 29 Location : Lithuania
| Subject: Check this out. Sun Jul 19, 2009 8:27 am | |
| http://omegle.com/It's a site where you chat with random strangers. Post your funniest conversations here. | |
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Liquid Admin
Posts : 37 Join date : 2009-07-18 Age : 30 Location : Illinois
| Subject: Re: Check this out. Sun Jul 19, 2009 8:42 am | |
| Haha. Flood and I were up half the night, sending conversations back and forth. | |
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Flood Admin
Posts : 116 Join date : 2009-07-18 Age : 29 Location : Phoenix
| Subject: Re: Check this out. Sun Jul 19, 2009 2:43 pm | |
| Yeah, seriously. Some of these people are hilarious. | |
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Myself
Posts : 44 Join date : 2009-07-21 Age : 31
| Subject: Re: Check this out. Tue Jul 21, 2009 7:17 am | |
| You: SEIG HEIL MEIN FUHUR Stranger: hi Stranger: whats that means ? You: DAS VUNDERKILT IST AVAITING YOUR COMMAND You: WHAT ARE YOUR ORDERS, MEIN FUHUR? You: Fuhur? You: HE HAS SHOT HIMSELF Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Myself
Posts : 44 Join date : 2009-07-21 Age : 31
| Subject: Re: Check this out. Tue Jul 21, 2009 7:42 am | |
| Huge convo ahoy. - Code:
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Stranger: hi You: Why do people run from me when I speak German? Stranger: because they dont know german You: Everybody knows german Stranger: i dont know You: ... You: SEIG HEIL MEIN FUHUR Stranger: i dont know You: Yo hablas espanjol? Stranger: why do you think everyone should know german? You: Because You: it You: is You: the Stranger: english is enough You: language You: of You: HILTER You: and hitler was possibly the greatest man ever You: greater than jesus Stranger: who is hilter Stranger: ? You: Mr. Hilter? You: You've never seen Fawlty Towers? You: WHAT ARE THEY TEACHING KIDS THESE DAYS Stranger: hitler or hilter? You: Hilter You: It's a parody of Hitler You: both are great men You: and at noon tomorrow You: after a bloody struggle You: one will emerge victorious You: and win the heats of the world You: the loser will be shamed in defeat Stranger: so how do you think about hitler You: and have insults thrown at him Stranger: ? You: I think he was a pretty cool guy. Stranger: really cool You: Yep. Stranger: "cool" You: Not many men can single handedly bring a country out of depression You: I'd call that pretty cool You: pretty fly You: for a white guy Stranger: massacre driver Stranger: the world criminal You: That was just a front for rallieing the people, yo. You: Besides. You: People tend to overlook that they were jews. Stranger: he put a world war forward at the cost of thousands of deaths You: so did bush You: so did roosevelt You: so did stalin You: more people died as a result of hiroshima and nagasaki than all the casualties caused my the wehrmacht You: Plenty of people support the bombings. Stranger: according to what you said Stranger: millions of deaths are dying every minutes and the number is far from the one by the wehrmacht You: Millions are dying every minute? You: What? You: When was this? Stranger: it is not a benchmark to evalute the depth of a crime by the number merely You: True. Stranger: every minute millions of people die of war ,disease ,accident etc You: Not every minute bro. You: That would mean 1.5 billion people would die everyday. You: Which would mean the human race would be extinct in less than a week. :/ Stranger: as you know ,hitler put the war out for his own benefit or the germans benefit ,it is not a fault to all of you german ,but it change the other countries Stranger: it endangered the billions people of the other world Stranger: they prefer ther peaceful life but not the war Stranger: but hitler destroy it You: A person prefers peace, but PEOPLE, desire war. You: People need war. You: People LOVE war. Stranger: well ,i cant agree with you on that point You: And it was the patriotism of this war that brought Germany out of the greastest depression it has ever been in. Stranger: yes You: You've got to give Hitler some credit for that, right? Stranger: you run out of the depression ,but the world pay for the bill right\? You: Yep. You: That's the idea. Stranger: so do you think that is a kind of selfishness Stranger: ? You: Humans are selfish. You: Always have been. You: Anyway, I best be going. You: It's 11:41pm here and I have school tomorrow, You: seeya round kiddo. You have disconnected.
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Flood Admin
Posts : 116 Join date : 2009-07-18 Age : 29 Location : Phoenix
| Subject: Re: Check this out. Tue Jul 21, 2009 2:29 pm | |
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Yorick
Posts : 15 Join date : 2009-07-27 Age : 31 Location : Texas
| Subject: Re: Check this out. Tue Aug 25, 2009 8:18 pm | |
| Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: wow You: Wow Indeed... Stranger: yes Stranger: sire You: So ... Derek... Stranger: ? You: Why haven't you been answering my emails? Stranger: I have got to be honest Stranger: im seeing somebody You: DEREK!!! Not Again!! Who is She... I will Slaughter her... With a Toothbrush... You: Just like the last girl... Stranger: yep Stranger: sorry You: Derek... You are breaking my heart... Do you want me to staple you to the floor again? Stranger: no thanks You: Because signs are pointing to that... Stranger: how about i staple your eyelids to the floor? You: Oooooh... Naughty sex... just like last time.... Stranger: oh yeah You: How about the Horse Dildo Again? Stranger: no thanks Stranger: ill slap you across the face with it though You: You love the Horse Dildo Though.... Its your favorite toy... You: What did you think You were going to do with it? Stranger: IM GOING TO SLAP YOU ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT You: WELL GOOOD NOW WHERE ARE YOU SO MOMMY CAN BRING YOU HOME!!! Stranger: im at my girls house Stranger: you can come play with us You: Derek... No HORSEplay... I need you here now... I have your new Stepdad...s... Stranger: to bad You: He saw your picture... Stranger: ok Your conversational partner has disconnected. | |
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Yorick
Posts : 15 Join date : 2009-07-27 Age : 31 Location : Texas
| Subject: Re: Check this out. Tue Aug 25, 2009 8:20 pm | |
| Stranger: IM GONNA FUCK YOU WITH A RAKE. LOOK OUTSIDE. IM RIGHT THERE. OPEN THE DOOR BEFORE I BREAK THROUGH THE WALLS COS IM CHUCK NORRIS BITCH! You: I hate Elevators... Your conversational partner has disconnected. This convo Made me sad... | |
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Yorick
Posts : 15 Join date : 2009-07-27 Age : 31 Location : Texas
| Subject: Re: Check this out. Tue Aug 25, 2009 8:22 pm | |
| Stranger: hey Stranger: from boston? You: Yep Stranger: cool Stranger: m or f You: Shemale Your conversational partner has disconnected.
And the latest of one I just had to post... | |
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bloodwarrior
Posts : 35 Join date : 2009-07-25 Age : 30 Location : California
| Subject: Re: Check this out. Wed Aug 26, 2009 7:31 pm | |
| Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: hi You: hi Stranger: how are you You: im fine You: u? Stranger: fine too You: Would you like to join the Klan? Stranger: Sure Stranger: what Klan is it? You: Klu Klux You: we hold meetings on fridays Stranger: is that like a fraternity You: sort of You: do you hate blacks and jews and gays? Stranger: not gays Stranger: but i hate blacks and jews You: alright then You: go to www.stormfront.comYou: and find a klan you feel is right for you Your conversational partner has disconnected. | |
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Flood Admin
Posts : 116 Join date : 2009-07-18 Age : 29 Location : Phoenix
| Subject: Re: Check this out. Fri Sep 04, 2009 8:30 am | |
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Yorick
Posts : 15 Join date : 2009-07-27 Age : 31 Location : Texas
| Subject: Re: Check this out. Sat Sep 12, 2009 5:26 pm | |
| Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here! You: Derek? Stranger: hey Stranger: no Stranger: im eleanor You: Eleanor Rosevelt? Stranger: no Stranger: Friedberger You: Now I will find you and kill your family... You have disconnected. | |
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Yorick
Posts : 15 Join date : 2009-07-27 Age : 31 Location : Texas
| Subject: Re: Check this out. Sat Sep 12, 2009 5:30 pm | |
| You: Hello Stranger: hi You: How are you? Stranger: i'm fine thanks you? You: I've been better... Stranger: you want to talk about it? it's okay if you don't want to , and i'm a stranger,not the typical kind of person to talk to You: (>'.')> <(' . ')> KIRBY DANCING!!!!!! You have disconnected. | |
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Yorick
Posts : 15 Join date : 2009-07-27 Age : 31 Location : Texas
| Subject: Re: Check this out. Sat Sep 12, 2009 5:41 pm | |
| Stranger: hiya You: Rawr... You: Thats I love you in Dinasour Stranger: yeah.? You: ?.Haey Stranger: what Stranger: m/f You: tahw You: YOU PERVETED ASS LITTLE KIDS WON"T LEARN!!! STOP TRYING TO CYBER OVER THE INTERNET!!! Stranger: bittchhhhh You: Fucking Pervet 8 year old... Your conversational partner has disconnected.
PWNED!!! And I caught that little kid... | |
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Yorick
Posts : 15 Join date : 2009-07-27 Age : 31 Location : Texas
| Subject: Re: Check this out. Sat Sep 12, 2009 5:53 pm | |
| You: Alt f4 equals happiness You: Alt and F4 equals Happiness... Try it out... Stranger: yeah right You: Do it... You will love what it does... Stranger: I'm not an idiot You: It closes the window... You: So therefore exiting from this site...which will destroy your mind You: So I was helping you... You: Douchebag... You have disconnected. | |
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Yorick
Posts : 15 Join date : 2009-07-27 Age : 31 Location : Texas
| Subject: Re: Check this out. Sat Sep 12, 2009 5:55 pm | |
| Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here! You: Alt and F4 equals Happiness... Try it out... Stranger: hi Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Let it sink in before you look down at what Else I said...
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